How does one go about removing a glued on Christmas hat?

As you can see I still have my Christmas hat on, try as I might it will not come off. I believe some bounder has put super glue on the inside. How do I remove it without damaging my magnificent hair. I have to give a presentation at the club tomorrow and I don't want to look a complete oaf, after all Christmas was so last month.How does one go about removing a glued on Christmas hat?Get a large cauldron from your cook and have her boil up a gallon or so of water. When at boiling point, dunk ones cranium into it. Painful one may think, not so says I, for the secret lies in a liberal dose of Mrs. Higgins's patent hat remover and bile emulsifier. This preparation is to be administered sparingly as it can have serious side effects, such as amiability, kindness and outward generosity as it affects the inner cranium cavity as well as the outer cranium area and the bowels. After 3 weeks the hat should lift off with ease, thus allowing the user to once again stride boldly onto ones estate and administer suitable revenge on that stable lad you had flogged for not doffing his cap in early December. For it was he that administered the super glue to your festive hat, he bragged about it to Mary, the barmaid at the Lamb and Flag. And did he laugh, why he even bought a round of drinks he was so full of mirth.How does one go about removing a glued on Christmas hat?
Rotter, may I remind you sir that these imbeciles need some little pleasures in life and they need to get themselves ready for a few good floggings with that new cat'o'nine I sent you for Christmas.



As for the gentlemen at the club, may I suggest to take a bunch of Christmas hats with you and 'pretend' there's a belated Christmas bash - take lots of Gin with you and make them feel odd if they don't join in.



It worked for me last year when the little bastards glued a Christmas cracker to my moustache.



Jolly good luck old chap.



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This pathetic spell checker doesn't recognise the words cat'o'nine - what a dreadful world we live in.How does one go about removing a glued on Christmas hat?I've been able to get super-glue out of people's hair by GENTLY breaking-up the mass of dried glue by squeezing the hardened mass between regular pliars. After the mass is softened-up from the pliars, TAKE YOUR TIME and GENTLY keep making the hardened area's softer by manipulating it between your fingers and SLOWLY %26amp; GENTLY sliding the glue off of the hair strand. (This works best with fingernails that are just past the tips of fingers and protected with nail laquer. A small-tooth comb can help as well.)



The main trick is to do everything SLOWLY %26amp; GENTLY and do it on DRY HAIR. Wet hair will break easier. You may use a oil-based conditioner first and leave it in the hair for a day or two to also help soften up the glue. But be sure the hair is completely DRY before trying to work it out of your hair!!



Good luck to you! : )How does one go about removing a glued on Christmas hat?
Emm you are in a right tight spot with that one. It may be a good idea to tie a rope around the top of the hat and the other end to a tree, get into your car and drive very fast until your hat or head comes off...... problem solved hope that helps.



Good luckHow does one go about removing a glued on Christmas hat?I'm afraid Scoundrel has the only logical solution to this situation, as you will be asked to remove your hat when you enter the room. The only exception would be if it was part of party costume.
You can use a Q-tip dipped in Acetone to try to loosen and remove the glue. That should work.How does one go about removing a glued on Christmas hat?
Steam it off. Steam makes the glue go really tackie and the hat should just fall off.
Ummm...ahhhh...I don't knowski. Vish I coult help. Goot luck mit zat!How does one go about removing a glued on Christmas hat?
omg r u serious... paint thinner miight work but you should call a doctor or something lol maybe u can clip it off :) get a new hair cut for the new year!
Pull really hard; more skin will come off than hair. Wear a turban to cover any open sores.



Have a good presentation!
Soak your head (from the neck up) in water for 4 hours and the hat will no longer be a problem.
pshh who cares! i find it sexy (:

CEEEEEELEBRATE GOOD TIMES C'MON!

(christmas is a good time, celebrate it. early or late XD)
try and find something that will weaken the glue but wont irritate ur skin or do u any harm. u might want to cut the top off the hat so u can see whats what a bit more.
lmao



soak your head and if all else fails tell them your just so cool that for you its Christmas all year round :)
Super glue dissolve stuff under my profile. If that doesn't work how about just being early for next December.
Cut it off, but you might have to cut your hair off.



Good luck!



LOL
you are up a creek. with no paddle's at all buddy
Cheep Gin, for the sweet love of all that is holy, Don't use the Good Stuff! Hip hip
Ask it, in a friendly manner, to please gtfo.
turpintine or gasoline
cut most of it off, then see if the glue will weaken with heavy soaking.
Ho Ho Ho Terry, try soaking in whisky for a few hours.
Light it on fire.
Hmmm...try prying at it with a fork.
old bean the best thing is nail polish remover it will dissolve the glue

pip pip

cheerio
Have you tried boiling your head?
lmao!!