What should i get my boyfriend for christmas?

I know this question has been asked a lot but I'm truly stumped. With christmas coming up shortly, ideas would be greatly appreciated. He's a college student, a member of the fencing team and ROTC. He may be a dork but he's technologically retarded. Help pretty please.What should i get my boyfriend for christmas?Nothing. Believe me, a boyfriend loves nothing better than knowing that the woman of his life is not a spend thrift. He will be yours forever.

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